The New York Times March 5, 1938
Jews Escape From Nazis By: Jessica & Sara
Earlier this week the Jews were escaping from the Nazis that were taking them to all sorts of camps. Scared to death of the Nazis and their dogs, the Jews were hidden in tiny, cramped compartments to get across Oresund to get to Sweden. The Jews are very grateful for a new invention, a handkerchief.
But not just any handkerchief, a crafty handkerchief coated in rabbits blood, and cocaine. This creation was designed to attract the dogs with the rabbits blood, and make the dogs lose their sense of smell temporarily. The Nazis have been relocating the Jews, however some Jews have been brave enough to stand up to the Nazi soldiers. Unfortunately those who have been housing or hiding the Jews have been executed. This needs to be stopped, and others have tried, however those who have, haven’t lived.
When we interviewed Hitler he said that Jews were “selfish, and mean people that don’t know what they’re doing at all.” However, we do not agree with this. We interviewed a bystander who saw a Jew slain in the streets by a Nazi soldier who was standing on the street corner. The body was later dragged to a death camp and burned. Many people were astonished by the soldier’s cold, spiritless face.
This Nazi soldier was completely unbothered by the fact that he had just murdered this innocent Jew. Many people have been following Hitler, and letting him influence them, therefore there are a lot of people involved in the Nazi party. The yellow stars that the Nazis made the Jews wear, we truthfully believe, were degrading. Hitler thought that the rest of the world was completely ungrateful about what he had done for them. The Jews thought that Hitler was a mean, idiotic person, who had no talent for art.